I was once told that Tumblr is a magical place filled with individuals who understand life. I now know that Tumblr is actually a black hole that slowly pulls you in, until you cannot escape. Tumblr is both the best and worse thing that the internet has to offer. Welcome.

bbyph4t:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

lmaoooooo

(Source: porndirector)

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stability:

friend: come outside

me: no

friend: i’ll buy you food

me:

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deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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poppunkbrittatl:

This weeks American hero. 

(Source: pleatedjeans)

jamestheasian:

aquamarinespinnerlover:

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

jamestheasian:

aquamarinespinnerlover:

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

(Source: gifthg)

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

I guess

—I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via ryannxp)

(Source: monitormylife)

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?



I cried

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

(Source: 4gifs)

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

(Source: whitejadeflower)

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hayandrea:

ohsobreezyjane:

How that nigga loyal if he got a side chick ????? Who made this shit ?

LMFAO HOW TF

(Source: themillionlivesofgilgamesofuruk)