I was once told that Tumblr is a magical place filled with individuals who understand life. I now know that Tumblr is actually a black hole that slowly pulls you in, until you cannot escape. Tumblr is both the best and worse thing that the internet has to offer. Welcome.

tyleroakley:

quelldatshit:

cisles:

she went in

awwww

honestly i couldn’t not dance with her

(Source: imsoshive)

xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous

xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous

(Source: funnyandhilarious)

thotiemusprime:

egypcianheart:

I HATE Bob’s Burgers for this!!

Lmfao

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

(Source: bonjour700)

(Source: row-seven)

dopernose:

*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

(Source: patonki)

superwholock-geek:

newtsbubblebutt:

shadowpaintedrose:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

euclase2:

"Your art has a nobility about it that you don’t often see in fanart."

LOLOLOL

LOOOOOOOLLLL

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I didn’t think I could love you more

that chicken nugget really speaks to me though

is that the messiah or a chicken nugget

its the messiah, obviously

extremehomestuckshipping:

iichijouji:

very simple chain and ruffle tutorials i made for a friend and decided to share because idk it might be useful for someone

For a second I thought they went side to side and I got very confused

extremehomestuckshipping:

iichijouji:

very simple chain and ruffle tutorials i made for a friend and decided to share because idk it might be useful for someone

For a second I thought they went side to side and I got very confused

(Source: ourtimeorg)

landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context

landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: spongeboobus)

psyducked:

may the merciful lord on high hear our prayers and DELIVER

psyducked:

may the merciful lord on high hear our prayers and DELIVER

(Source: dadded)