I was once told that Tumblr is a magical place filled with individuals who understand life. I now know that Tumblr is actually a black hole that slowly pulls you in, until you cannot escape. Tumblr is both the best and worse thing that the internet has to offer. Welcome.

iheartjurassicpark:

jurassiraptor:

Jurassic ParkAn illustrative tribute to the iconic feature by Tom Mac

Notice that the amber is in the shape of the island. That’s what I love most about this piece. -JP

iheartjurassicpark:

jurassiraptor:

Jurassic Park
An illustrative tribute to the iconic feature by Tom Mac

Notice that the amber is in the shape of the island. That’s what I love most about this piece. -JP

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

image

(Source: fake-mermaid)

edwardspoonhands:


inspookableassghosts:
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

Oh Gaaaahhhd, you mean I have to give money to CHARITY! Well count me out of unlimited money, that just sounds TEDIOUS!

edwardspoonhands:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

Oh Gaaaahhhd, you mean I have to give money to CHARITY! Well count me out of unlimited money, that just sounds TEDIOUS!

(Source: eternalgirlscout)

thefemaletyrant:

I can never not reblog this.

"What is this pink person? It doesn’t have skin"

2000ish:

omg

(Source: fzlee)

(Source: vanillish)

dek-says-so:

nhaneh:

bored-no-more:

Ultimate proof that cats are smart !!! more smart cats«

Cat intelligence is actually a pretty interesting topic in that the majority of studies on the subject basically have to end in the conclusion "we just don’t know" because cats are among the most uncooperative research subjects of all time. We know a great deal of cat sight, having used cats as the archetype for a vision-focused vertebrate/mammal, but we still know very little about what really goes on inside the cat mind.

I think that alone is proof cats are goddamn smart; they don’t have time for our bullshit.

rayjay2014:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

I laughed I cried, I researched stars, and sobbed about elephants. But nothing compares to how happy the last one made me feel.

batgod:

shisnojon:

ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU WHORE???!?!?! ARE YOU STUPID. DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP. BARBARIAN.

that is a spoon

batgod:

shisnojon:

ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU WHORE???!?!?! ARE YOU STUPID. DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP. BARBARIAN.

that is a spoon

danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

studypsy:

nevver:

The Shape of Ideas

this is so cute and beautiful the same time :))

milthanks:

collegehumor:

chuckhistory:

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

*sounds of Nash Grier screaming*

milthanks:

collegehumor:

chuckhistory:

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

*sounds of Nash Grier screaming*

wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk

(Source: supremecute)