I was once told that Tumblr is a magical place filled with individuals who understand life. I now know that Tumblr is actually a black hole that slowly pulls you in, until you cannot escape. Tumblr is both the best and worse thing that the internet has to offer. Welcome.
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch